{"id":19224,"date":"2024-06-10T10:00:37","date_gmt":"2024-06-10T08:00:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.rwth-aachen.de\/itc\/?p=19224"},"modified":"2024-06-04T10:50:27","modified_gmt":"2024-06-04T08:50:27","slug":"it-scherze","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.rwth-aachen.de\/itc\/en\/2024\/06\/10\/it-scherze\/","title":{"rendered":"How Many Programmers Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"twoclick_social_bookmarks_post_19224 social_share_privacy clearfix 1.6.4 locale-en_US sprite-en_US\"><\/div><div class=\"twoclick-js\"><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\/* <![CDATA[ *\/\njQuery(document).ready(function($){if($('.twoclick_social_bookmarks_post_19224')){$('.twoclick_social_bookmarks_post_19224').socialSharePrivacy({\"txt_help\":\"Wenn Sie diese Felder durch einen Klick aktivieren, werden Informationen an Facebook, Twitter, Flattr, Xing, t3n, LinkedIn, Pinterest oder Google eventuell ins Ausland \\u00fcbertragen und unter Umst\\u00e4nden auch dort gespeichert. 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We&#8217;ve dug deep into our box of jokes for you and are providing you with entertainment at the highest level today! What are your best-known IT jokes? We look forward to a funny bunch of jokes in the comments!<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s get started:<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #00549f;\">What does a pirate do on the computer?<\/span><\/h3>\n<p>He presses the Enter key!<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_19277\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-19277\" class=\"wp-image-19277 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.rwth-aachen.de\/itc\/files\/2024\/05\/device-desktop-letter-key-work-keypad-300x199.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"199\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.rwth-aachen.de\/itc\/files\/2024\/05\/device-desktop-letter-key-work-keypad-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blog.rwth-aachen.de\/itc\/files\/2024\/05\/device-desktop-letter-key-work-keypad-1024x680.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/blog.rwth-aachen.de\/itc\/files\/2024\/05\/device-desktop-letter-key-work-keypad-768x510.jpg 768w, https:\/\/blog.rwth-aachen.de\/itc\/files\/2024\/05\/device-desktop-letter-key-work-keypad-1536x1020.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/blog.rwth-aachen.de\/itc\/files\/2024\/05\/device-desktop-letter-key-work-keypad-2048x1360.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-19277\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Source: <a href=\"https:\/\/de.freepik.com\/fotos-kostenlos\/geraet-desktop-taste-schluessel-arbeitstastatur_1244139.htm\">Freepik<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3><\/h3>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #00549f;\">How do computer scientists drink their coffee?<\/span><\/h3>\n<p>#000000<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #00549f;\">Why did a developer get lost in the forest?<\/span><\/h3>\n<p>They were trying to find the \u201cBranch\u201d but got lost in the \u201cForrest\u201d!<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_19226\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blog.rwth-aachen.de\/itc\/files\/2024\/04\/digital-484402_1280.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-19226\" class=\"wp-image-19226 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.rwth-aachen.de\/itc\/files\/2024\/04\/digital-484402_1280-300x212.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"212\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.rwth-aachen.de\/itc\/files\/2024\/04\/digital-484402_1280-300x212.png 300w, https:\/\/blog.rwth-aachen.de\/itc\/files\/2024\/04\/digital-484402_1280-1024x723.png 1024w, https:\/\/blog.rwth-aachen.de\/itc\/files\/2024\/04\/digital-484402_1280-768x542.png 768w, https:\/\/blog.rwth-aachen.de\/itc\/files\/2024\/04\/digital-484402_1280.png 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-19226\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Source: <a href=\"https:\/\/pixabay.com\/de\/v ectors\/enter-taste-eindringen-eintreten-1135292\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">pixabay<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #00549f;\">There are 10 types of people.<\/span><\/h3>\n<p>Those who understand binary code and those who don&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<h3><\/h3>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #00549f;\">Why don&#8217;t IT experts make jokes about UDP?<\/span><\/h3>\n<p>Because they never know if they would get there.<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 160px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.rwth-aachen.de\/itc\/files\/2024\/04\/funny-3000956_1280-150x150.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Source: <a href=\"https:\/\/pixabay.com\/de\/vectors\/lustig-emoticon-lachen-facebook-3000956\/\">Pixabay<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #00549f;\">Why does the IT expert always carry a pencil?<\/span><\/h3>\n<p>In case he needs a \u201cpoint-to-point\u201d connection!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s exercise our laughing stomach muscles together and help us expand our joke collection. 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